A Seafarer was unemployed for a long time.

He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:

Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”

 

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”

Seafarer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline!

Seafarer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

 

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back a couple of days later to recover his money.

 

Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.

Seafarer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!

Seafarer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

 

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

 

Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.

Seafarer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.

Doctor: “But this is $500…

Seafarer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.

 

May the winds be in your favor.

 

 

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